Critical Writings #1 : Ondrej Brody & Kristofer Paetau
by Kristofer Paetau
This text presents a selection of critical responses that our work has encountered so far. We have made a selection of exclusively negative criticism that we could find on the internet - on blogs, through fan-e-mail or from our own website which encourages people to criticize the works we present online.
Kristofer Paetau & Ondrej Brody, january 2009
Has art become this irrelevant in the post modern era?
You should be in arrested, and not to consider yourself as artists. FUCK YOU! I hope someone will make carpet out of you.
I’ll be glad to bye thazt peace for my private art collection.
brody paeteu is so cool. once he vomited at an art fair. once he pooped in a museum. once he spray painted andy warhol’s grave. Once he attended a art insitution that paid him big money. once he smashed a computer. once he exploited some poor artists. Now he dates a czech movie star. Cool, money.
It is not art. This is sick and awful.
A new direction in rating art: idiot artists making idiot art for idiots
Very interesting but what is the point of this licking ass thing?
Hitler was also a great artist too, he showed the world how stupid people can be and blindlessly follow their leader to the point where they are completely careless regarding their fellow human beings. right? anything can be art. thats not even the point. filming me eating yr moms pussy with a fork while recording
yr reaction to her screams would be a nice piece too. very smart! if we can eat live shellfish why not your mom? thats hypocrisy!
what im saying is you are actually nothing but a popularity whore. and everything you do allways comes backs to you!
remember that when yr miserable days shall come. and come they shall.
You guys are retarded.
they are not artist. Artists represent cruelty and feelings, ideas, etc by using metaphores. they and the gallery and all people involved in this project are perverse and they dont deserve just a byte more nor a second.
agualicia
use your body filty artis!
we feel pity for the artists
But please do not call this ART!
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGWHAT THE HELL IS THAT SHITITS SO HIDEOUS IM GONNA TROW UP
The things you do look very fun and interesting but please shut the fuck up.
ONDREJ BRODY & KRISTOFER PAETAU
you should die.
